Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a... →
death-by-lulz: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating? Me: Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i’m right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
f you are what you eat... →
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ohmyromie: i enjoy long romantic walks over the faces of people i dont like
jumbaco: if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
im not like most girls i am a tortilla
friends: you need a boyfriend omg
me: ah yes let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one
Monsanto tries biotech brainwash with kid's book →
socialistscum: With sweet corn containing a genetically engineered toxin is headed toward Wal-Mart produce sections as you read this, it’s time to talk about Monsanto’s evil little kid’s book. The corn is from Monsanto seeds, which produce a plant that exudes bt toxin, a pesticide that will kill insects that feed on the plant. It’s coming to Wal-Mart from farms in the Midwest, Northwest,...
socialistscum: humanformat replied to your post: This site. Wow. Most vitriolic and toxic shit you… lol that’s mostly why i just lurk in the shadows i admire your composure doe You can’t laugh at shit on this site. You can’t be sarcastic with anyone. It is literally like dealing with the same god damn person everyday. Like, I get that some stuff is off limits and bothersome, but wow. Like, how...